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Thursday, April 9, 2009

making a comeback.

wow.
this seems a bit weird. noone will actually know that im writing here anyway.

on a random note, winter's arriving and life seems pretty "tak tentu arah" at the mo.
dont know what i want? dont know where im heading? mmm.. closure of yet another chapter in my life? or is/was it even a chapter to begin with?

well lets just hope things do actually fall into place. had a conversation earlier with eeflin and wk about ways to get rich quick lol. buy lottery. buy 10 dogs and get insurance policies for all of em' and burn them to death after 2 years to get the insurance returns WTF. rob bank. kidnap felix WTF. do i seem pretty shallow to think that $$$ is everything to me at this point in time? when will we actually have enough $$$ anyway?

12:23 PM

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Friday, January 5, 2007

selamat tahun baru 2007 yo!

Wahlaneh is a pei lan dou fa haizzzzz.... I just freaking wrote half the entry and I fucking accidentally nudged the power plug.
Oh why doesnt blogger.com have a function where I can just hit the "Ctrl+S" keys wtf wtf. Oh well, since I'm on a 10-day break and have nothing better to do anyway (parents are away for a cruise and I can't drive in Canada), I'm just gonna write this post all over again wtf.
And if I freaking nudge the plug again, I'm gonna slap 7 myself... Just like how I wanna slapppppp 7 "a certain someone" (Shaun and Leroy, u know who wtf.) until her make-up also become make-down wtf.
First of all, Happy New Year to all my friends and foes wtf. It's a new year eh? wtf. Gosh this "eh" bullshit is seriously getting on my nerves. Every god damn Canadian and I mean every god damn Canadian (including my family here wtf.) is compulsive when it comes to this stupid expression wtf. I seriously cringe everytime they use it. Even "How's it going, maaateeee?" sounds way cooler than this wtf. Vegemite. wtf.

Mmm was contemplating to do a recollection of 2006. Should I be mainstream ar? wtf.
I guess I'm just gonna be random and jot down certain things that mattered to me in 2006. So here goes wtf.

2006 : The Super WTF Year wtf.

1) Getting to spend time with Julius, Jean and Leroy and Audrey back in Canada.
2) Going to the U.S. to surprise a certain someone for her 21st birthday. Got a chance to visit NYC for the very first time as well.
3) Melbourne Family wtf.
4) Godskitchen 2006 yo!
5) Learning how to stand on my own two feet even more by being away from comfort zone.
6) Got to know the importance of setting aims and goals for myself and having the determination to achieve them.
7) Experiencing "Emo Melbourne 2006" together with the best buds of my life. (i.e. laughing at Chris' fights with Becky AND Benedict Tan hahaha wtf., witnessing the Computer Science fight between Shaun and Nicholas wtf., Arnold's "I dunno la YEFFFFFF", having my little mini blow-up with Alison Ong as well hahahah wtf. and soo on)
8) Given a chance to work in a proper kitchen and getting to know more about the food business.

Ok la thats enough.
Oh here's some pics taken on Xmas Day. Went to Ottawa (capital of Canada) which is like 5-hours drive from where I live. Fucking went all the way there and just spent less than an hour walking around like headless chickens and taking touristy pics and went back home wtf.

Ottawa has nice buildings. Lotsa European influence.

Nah satu lagi. Mmm.. The brother's stealing my signature move wtf.

Left - Right : Cheryl, Vyctor, Michelle, Mum, Me, Leroy

Sini sana pun mau pose. Canadian Family.

Sien lan jor laaaaa....

Ehhh pergi mana ni? Tunggu laa.... Btw I look like a fuckin' pig here

Cheryl looks err unattractive as always wtf, Mum looks like a fuckin' nut, I'm god damn sexy, and Michelle's trying to lick me wtf.

And here are the pics taken on Xmas Eve cum Me and Michelle's birthday celebration wtf.

The Christmas tree with a halloween mask wtf.

Leroy "The Chef Wannabe But Fucking Fail.com" Tan roasted a turkey for xmas.

I don't know why we took a picture with the fuckin' turkey.. Who's idea was it? wtf.

The Birthday Prince and Princess wtf.

Everyone together with the staff of Cilantro. For your info, the one on the far right is 42 and he's still a virgin wtf.

Siblings.

Us being ourselves by the Christmas tree. I don't know why sohai Uncle Ricky lifted up his shirt though. And oh yah, fuck you Leroy Tan. Stop stealing my clothes to wear wtf wtf.

Ok la way too many pics already.
Selamat Tahun Baru 2007 once again :)

1:53 PM

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Monday, December 25, 2006

emo xmas.

first of all merry xmas everyone!
I'm sick of saying this but finally have the time to update my beloved blog wtf.

so busy at work that I don't even have time to spend with leroy tan wtf.
mmm happy that Cilantro's doing really well at the moment. we got reviewed by the Toronto Star (major newspaper in GTA) and the response was immediate. The restaurant is dangerously short-handed(staff wise) right now and furthermore Aunty Rosie(kitchen staff and my sifu wtf.) can't really work properly due to her problematic leg. Kinda worried bout' how the restaurant will cope when I return back to KL. Oh well, can't be thinking too much la since I'm not too happy here anyway wtf.

Can't wait to go back to Melbourne actually. Everything here seems so fake and I can't be myself here. Guess that's the price I have to pay if I want to see my brother and mum. But sometimes I do feel that being away from them is better in many ways. Well not to say that I purposely want to hang my dirty laundry here but I guess I have to accept the fact that everyone will change according to their environment whether you like it or not. The time that me and Leroy spent apart has certainly taken it's toll (well at least in my point of view). Yeah I know I sound like a fucking brother freak and it kinda freaks me out too wtf. And Leroy Tan if you happen to read this, I'm not looking for a confrontation or whatever la. Just venting a little. I do accept the fact that people do change and everything can't be the way that I want it to be. I'm not the fucking King of Canada wtf. Aiyah fuck off la Canada's fucking over-rated. Not that I'm pouring cold water or whatever coz' it's just my egoistical stepdad that has changed my perception of things. The main reason why I made up my mind that I don't want to come back to Oakville once I grad is because of him. Every single day I have to go through a load of bullshit and hide my real feelings just to please him. But oh well, I'm fucking staying under his roof so what can I say rite? Seriously it's so fucking fake. As fake as a mannequin wtf. mannequeenx wtf.
But what if I fail to make it in Australia? Should I return to "the best place in the world - Canada"? wtf. If I do return, I think it's gonna be somewhere away from everyone. So sick of all the drama. As if there wasn't enough drama when I was a child. But if it wasn't for the Law and Yeoh family, I think I wouldn't be where I am today so I don't blame anyone for that. Aiya enough of the emoness la.. I'm scared that you all might tear reading this wtf.
On a brighter note, I'm turning 21 in 2 days. Adult sial.... Legal for everything wtf. Sigh.. Wish I could celebrate it with all of them that matter (including those in Canada). And to make things worse, it's not even fucking snowing here this xmas! niasing.. no xmas mood at all..
That's all for now coz' I'm god damn tired. Can't even sleep all I want on a public holiday. Just got back from Ottawa not too long ago.... Wah mahem fucking 5 hours just to drive there to see the capital city of Canada wtf. Pics of xmas eve celebration and Ottawa trip next post la... Time to emo with the 4 walls of my room and fall asleep wtf. Oh yah, happy new year to everyone as well.. Have a blast alright? :)

7:16 PM

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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Survey wtf.

Hi again ppl wtf. Haha nothing to do on a boring sunday evening.. boring until kepala pusing wtf.
Saw this on Nessa's blog and I'm tagging myself la wtf. Oh well, since I'm feeling mou liu anyways... Here goes wtf.

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Darren Tan Jin-Fei aka Yeff wtf.
Birth Date: 27/12/85
Current Status: wtf wtf. Status in society ar? Nemo's Master wtf.
Eye Color: Aiya brown la I think.
Hair Color: Errr.. Brownish with black regrowth? wtf.
Righty or Lefty: I rock with my mighty righty wtf. Although I do switch once in a while just like Arnold wtf.
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn king.

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your Heritage: Teochew Chinese wtf.
Your Fears: Losing people close to me, life's uncertainment wtf.
Your Weakness: Tend to be a little too straight-forward when it comes to talking sometimes?
Your Perfect Pizza: MMMMM Domino's Pepperoni Pizza la diu wtf.

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your Thoughts First Waking Up: Mahai! I GOT WORK LA! wtf.
Your Bedtime: Niasing damn random.. Anytime from 11pm to 4am wtf.
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with my grandmother. And eating bak kut teh with her wtf.

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: Actually Coke one.. but then aiya Pepsi got cooler ads so ok la.. Pepsi la.. Aiyah no la...Coke la wtf.
McDonald's or Burger King: Fuck McDs la... Ronald McDonald ain't cool anymore.. Hungry Jacks hou mou! Bacon Deluxe mmmm wtf.
Single or Group Dates: No need date better wtf.
Adidas or Nike: Errr... I like both equally.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: I like Nes....cafe wtf. Aiya Nestea la..
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate all the way... Vanilla sucks big fat cocks wtf.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Right now I would say Coffee I guess... is a fukn' 3 cups a day omfg wtf. (Random fact of the week wtf : Did you know? The average Canadian consumes 5 cups of coffee every day. wtf.)

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU
Smoke: Yeah.
Curse: Ohhh I curseee you ohhhhh! wtf. No need for me to answer this question. Just look above wtf.

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank Alcohol: Err Yeah.. Molson's Canadian Ale wtf. fukn' sarrkksss la...
Gone TO The Mall: Eaton Centre.. Supposed to meet Belle there, but it turned out to be a brotherly cockfest in the end wtf.
Been On Stage: Nope. Have stage fright wtf.
Eaten Sushi: Damn right I have wtf. Is a sushi buffet gao gao.
Dyed your hair: No have wtf. Can't do shit since I'm working and my mum wants me to be "decent" wtf.

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played A Stripping Game: Nope.. I'm an expert when it comes to taking off other ppl's clothes.. so who wants to play with me? wtf wtf.
Changed who you were to fit in: Wtf. It doesnt matter whether a person changes or not.. Everyone changes. The most important thing is that the people close to you grow together with your changes. Tupac's Changes wtf.

LAYER EIGHT:
Age you're hoping to be married: Aiyah anytime b4 30.. If it's after 30 then I'm gonna become a monk wtf.

LAYER NINE: IN A GUY/GIRL
Best eye color: Hazel Eyes dei.
Best hair color: Aiyah whatever that suits her face.
Short or long hair: Aiyah fukn' mafan question la diu... Whatever that suits her face la!
hello, e.g : Example your head la... Errr who ar? Tanaka Reina wtf. Goto Maki wtf. Fan pan one oso can wtf.

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 Minute Ago: Scratching my armpit wtf.
1 hour ago: Having dinner with stepdad, mum and stepsis wtf.
4.5 hours ago: Taking my evening nap.
1 month ago: Sleeping on the fucking plane flight back to Toronto.
1 year ago: Having my finals in Melbourne. And emo'ing coz' I had no friends back then wtf.

LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: you wtf. Is not a love.. is a fukn' love those that I give a shit about. nuff' said.
I feel: teary eyed when I typed the last sentence wtf. Aiya feeling lazy la on a lazy Sunday evening.
I hate: the fact that I am still leeching off my parents' money and not in control of my own life yet wtf. Oh yah, backstabbers and pretentious people too.
I hide: when I play hide-and-seek wtf. I hide my feelings alot. Like really.. haih wtf.
I miss: being able to hang out with the guys back home :( Fuck all of you for having fun without me. Haih second year in a row.. Maybe it's time to cut my wrist and black my eyes wtf.
I need: tender loving care wtf. Yeah a hot chick to for me to hug to sleep every night wtf.

LAYER TWELVE: TAG 9 OR MORE PEOPLE
Audrey
Leroy
Ve
Elaine
Arnieson
Prudence wtf.
Jason

Aiyah enuff adi la.. I don't have enough friends... Noone reads my blog anyways.
Ja mata wtf.

4:41 PM

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Saturday, December 2, 2006

Being A Cheeeeppppp wtf.

Ah finally... A wee bit of time for me to breathe and take a crap leisurely at home (instead of daily routine of polluting my workplace every morning b4 i start work wtf.)
Seriously working day-in-day-out is no easy peasy japanesey wtf task at all. Especially if you're working in the kitchen. Now I really do understand why people can be so engrossed with their working lives. Imagine a 9 - 5 job, you work your butt off doing whatever.. be it signing documents, typing letters, dealing with clients, cutting chicken, poking satay wtf, plucking your pubes under your office desk wtf, or even secretly shagging the 60-year old lady colleague that you have in the kitchen wtf. At the end of the day, you just wanna go back home and laze around doing nothing at all. Or maybe go online and waste time like me wtf.

As for me, come to think of it, people working in the food business (kitchen staff not people working on the floor) deserve alot of respect. After working for about a month in the kitchen, I have learnt quite a fair bit about the tricks of the trade wtf. Well at least I'm trying to wtf. Well for most people working in the kichen, working 9 - 5 normally does not apply. I guess in the real world, most of them are exploited gao gao until you're your own boss wtf. Mmm Jin-Shern is pursuing culinary arts and I always joke about his passion for it fading out soon enuff wtf. Aiya fuck off la you'd probably end up being one of those normal fuckers plucking their pubes under their office desk wtf. Haha sorry to pour cold water on you but I really hope that your passion for food is as passionate as a passion fruit and will never die out la ok? All the best for your J.W. Marriott job. J.W.W. Birch wtf.

On a brighter note, Christmas is round the corner and so is my birthday wtf. So you get what I mean rite? Eh you get what I mean anot one? Really one anot? wtf wtf. Once again I feel left out not being able to hang out with the guys back home. Sigh. Oh well let's hope Nukee and Ness come to Toronto... At least I have something to look forward to then. Till then, I guess I'll just hang out with Aunty Emelee and Uncle Ricky wtf. Live and Love Freely wtf. Pump petrol must pump at B.P. wtf. I Love Toronto City WTF!

Is a Fucking Snowing Again.

10:44 PM

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Monday, November 27, 2006

is a first post.

Oh holy baloney... I've finally succumbed to the pressure of starting a blog just for the fun of it. But hell no, this blog is certainly not for fun as I am a very serious person wtf. Anyways, ah here's my first post la. Hopefully 10 years down the road or something, I can look back at the archives and have a good laugh at myself haha. So here goes.......

*cuts red ribbon*

OHHHHHHHHHHH OPEN NEW BLOG ADI OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Yeah I'm mainstream now so shoot me wtf. But oh well, I'll try not to be a Kenny Sia ok? Anyways it's 4.30 in the afternoon now. Time to get back to work at Cilantro. Cut chicken until hand also fall off wtf.

Okciao.

1:10 PM

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